Best Tinder Pick Up Lines To Get Laid – Based on Real Experiences

Most of us are always looking for the best pickup line ever but the truth is that it doesn’t exist. Every match is a different type of person, which means that you have to be creative and lookup for any information that is related to their personality. For example, you can look at their bio, pictures and other things that can help you to personalize the conversation and be creative.

Sometimes I know you’ve got some creativity in yourself and you feel insecure to express that to your match because you think that you’ll lose her/him but believe me, those pick up lines that you are planning to say to your Tinder Match are the perfect pick up lines that we are looking for.

However, we have collected some of the Best Pick Up lines that can be used on  Tinder in different angles.

The messaging lines can be personalized based on the information that you’ll collect from your match’s profile and that’s why you have to be careful what kind of pickup line you’re sending to your match because doing some copy-paste text without editing at all can lead to losing the match and without a response.

Why is that?

That’s because on the internet you can find plenty of Pick up lines that have been overused and used to work but not anymore.

I’m not saying we are the best source to get the Pick up lines from but at least we got covered some unique Pick Up Lines that you can’t find anywhere.

The Pick Up Lines that we are presenting you turned out to be very successful when it comes to getting a response from your match. And that’s why the pickup lines are used right? So putting a little effort into your chosen pickup line, and personalize it for your specific match can raise the percentage of getting a response back.

We divided the Pickup lines into categories: Lines that can get Laid, Witty, Funny, and Adventure Pick up Lines.

STOP! Enough with your useless words Leave no stone unturned.

Let’s dive into the Best Pick Up Lines you can use on Tinder.

  1. Are you a sportscar? Because I want to ride you all night long.
  2. Your lips look so lonely… Would they like to meet mine?
  3. Redstone is red, lapis is blue, can I put my Minecraft bed next to you.
  4. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
  5. Are you a night vision potion? Because you not only brighten my day you light up my night.
  6. Hey, girl, you’re a 9/10, and I’m the 1 you need.
  7. Are you the like button on PewDiePie’s wedding video? Because I want to smash you.
  8. Are you a horse, Because I wanna ride you.
  9. Do you like to draw? Because I like to put the d in raw.
  10. Hey girl. Are you Cinderella? Cause its all a fairy tale and you are not real.
  11. Hey, you look like you must be Polish. Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I’d be going down on you whether I liked it or not.
  12. Damn girl are you basic math because I’m definitely going to fuck this up.
  13. Are you a good Minecraft world? Cuz I want your seed.
  14. Are you Earth? Because you’re flat and I can fix that.
  15. Can I borrow a kiss, I promise I will give it back.
  16. If you like huge dicks, you’ll love my personality. What happens if I like small dicks? Then you’ll like my actual dick.
  17. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock? When you smash the alarm clock in the morning it stops making noise but if you smash me I keep making noise.
  18. Hey, I know this profile is fake but could you tell me the name of the model you used?
  19. Are you my dad? Cuz I want to get your expectations really high then ultimately disappoint you with my performance.
  20. If you were a flower you’d be a damndelion.
  21. *takes off crocs seductively*
  22. Girl, are you from the Amazon? Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!
  23. Have we met before? You look very familiar. Don’t think so. – Ohh, cuz you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
  24. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
  25. Are you a shark? Because I’ve got swimmers for you to swallow.
  26. Are you a box? Because I feel like a cat – I want to be inside you.
  27. If I asked you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
  28. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill… But, you look like you’re into Stranger Things.
  29. Your name is worth 7 points in scrabble. Which surprised me because you’re definitely a 10.
  30. Do you want to try an Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, But down under…
  31. Are you the moon? Cause you’re beautiful every night and I miss you every day
  32. I’m sad that I can’t make it to the area 51 raid. But you could help me clap some alien cheeks because that ass is outta this world.
  33. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve… got fine written all over you.
  34. Do you wanna go back to my place and watch amateur porn on my flat screen mirror?
  35. Everything is perfect about you But the one thing I would change is your last name.
  36. Excuse me, you dropped something… …your standards, hi I’m John. (insert name here).
  37. You remind me of my shower Because I want to cry inside of you for 2 hours every night.
  38. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9… whoops it seems like I dropped my 10, where can I pick you up at?
  39. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart? Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.
  40. I wish I were cross-eyed so… I could see you twice.
  41. Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer.
  42. Hey baby, I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia, wanna go out?
  43. You are my sunshine but You’re also my rainstorm because you make me hella wet ❤.
  44. Wanna play war, I’ll lay on my back, and you can blow me to hell.
  45. Hey, are you a Minecraft dirt block? Cuz I’m digging you.
  46. Are your peanut butter Because my dog likes you on my penis.
  47. Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now Why don’t I join in?
  48. You can call me Mufasa Because I really want to lion you.
  49. If looks could kill, you would be the goddess of death.
  50. You can call me James Cameron because I want to explore the depths of Mariana’s (your match name) Trench.


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